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Cant Get My Mrs To Do The Ironing
Topic Started: Jun 30 2011, 11:47 AM (554 Views)
3asygroove
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Geoff Horsfield
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NEVER MIND THE LAUNDERING **thumbup
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Mallam
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Kenny Burns
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3asygroove
Jun 30 2011, 11:47 AM
NEVER MIND THE LAUNDERING **thumbup

Lazy sod.
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turunc
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3asygroove
Jun 30 2011, 11:47 AM
NEVER MIND THE LAUNDERING **thumbup

I thank you..... :D did wonder what the hell that title had to do with Blues ;)
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SimonBCFC
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Mike Skinner
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throw the iron at her, that will teach her
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I remember Les Dawson once comimg out with a line like, "My wife is a lazy woman. I had to ask her THREE times before she'd carry me upstairs the other night".
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maulley54
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she is so lazy it drives me mad, every time i go for a wee in the sink its full of dirty dishes.
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maulley54
Jul 1 2011, 09:40 PM
she is so lazy it drives me mad, every time i go for a wee in the sink its full of dirty dishes.

The mark of a true gentleman is that he will remove the dishes when using the sink :)
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Paul Tait
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i'll send Marlon King round. That'll teach her!
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maulley54
Mikael Forssell
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i tried stan collymore but even he couldnt help.
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markn
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Move the ironing board closer to the sink or lengthen her chain.
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Paul Tait
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markn
Jul 10 2011, 10:07 PM
Move the ironing board closer to the sink or lengthen her chain.

:LOL:
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To keep up to date with technology, I bought myself an i-phone, my son an i-pad, my daughter an i-pod and my wife an i-ron - that's when the trouble started ;)
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Bart P. Cozner
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Get your wife back for dragging you shopping. Take her to 10 pubs without drinking...then go back to the 1st for a pint!!
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