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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 30 2011, 11:47 AM (554 Views) | |
| 3asygroove | Jun 30 2011, 11:47 AM Post #1 |
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NEVER MIND THE LAUNDERING **thumbup |
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| Mallam | Jun 30 2011, 03:00 PM Post #2 |
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Kenny Burns
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Lazy sod. |
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| turunc | Jun 30 2011, 03:02 PM Post #3 |
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Frank Worthington
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I thank you..... :D did wonder what the hell that title had to do with Blues ;) |
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| SimonBCFC | Jun 30 2011, 03:19 PM Post #4 |
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Mike Skinner
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throw the iron at her, that will teach her |
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| Bart P. Cozner | Jun 30 2011, 03:58 PM Post #5 |
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Trevor Francis
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I remember Les Dawson once comimg out with a line like, "My wife is a lazy woman. I had to ask her THREE times before she'd carry me upstairs the other night". |
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| maulley54 | Jul 1 2011, 08:40 PM Post #6 |
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Mikael Forssell
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she is so lazy it drives me mad, every time i go for a wee in the sink its full of dirty dishes. |
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| Blue Raphealite | Jul 1 2011, 11:49 PM Post #7 |
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Paul Tait
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The mark of a true gentleman is that he will remove the dishes when using the sink :) |
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| Papaulski | Jul 2 2011, 12:11 AM Post #8 |
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Paul Tait
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i'll send Marlon King round. That'll teach her! |
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| maulley54 | Jul 2 2011, 06:47 AM Post #9 |
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Mikael Forssell
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i tried stan collymore but even he couldnt help. |
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| markn | Jul 10 2011, 10:07 PM Post #10 |
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Martin Grainger
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Move the ironing board closer to the sink or lengthen her chain. |
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| Zulu Dwarf | Jul 12 2011, 10:41 PM Post #11 |
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Paul Tait
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:LOL: |
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| Paul Tait's Tee-Shirt | Jul 18 2011, 09:52 PM Post #12 |
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Paul Tait's Tee Shirt
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To keep up to date with technology, I bought myself an i-phone, my son an i-pad, my daughter an i-pod and my wife an i-ron - that's when the trouble started ;) |
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| Bart P. Cozner | Jul 22 2011, 03:03 PM Post #13 |
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Trevor Francis
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Get your wife back for dragging you shopping. Take her to 10 pubs without drinking...then go back to the 1st for a pint!! |
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