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| Cutbacks Continue At St Andrews !; Slightly light-hearted | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 21 2011, 03:51 PM (264 Views) | |
| Oby | Jul 21 2011, 03:51 PM Post #1 |
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Mikael Forssell
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As you all know relegation was a hammer blow for our club that will lead to inevitable cutbacks as the club is required to balance the books for the season ahead. This has already started with the release of many players and the sales of Craig Gardner and Roger Johnson and we have been given a sneak preview of plans for cost savings and raising vital revenue. 1. Scott Dann will be sold to Liverpool, Cameron Jerome to Stoke and Liam Ridgewell to West Brom (Even if they dont want him). 2. Chris Hughton and Paul Trollope will be registered as players to bolster the squad. 3. All goals will be followed by a sponsors video on the big screen. This idea was planned for last season but with McLeish in charge potential sponsors didnft believe that they would get their moneyfs worth. 4. The players will travel to away Europa Cup games by Ryanair or Easyjet. They will then travel on to their destinations by coach or by horse and cart in the event that we draw a team in the Ukraine. 5. The new yellow third kit will be limited to one set each. If any player damages theirs they will have to get there mums to sew it back together again. 6. The free under-eight season ticket will be retained but will be limited to one child only. Any subsequent child will have to earn their ticket by spending a week working at the Xtep factory in Shanghai. 7. Beau Brummie will be loaned out to West Midlands Police to work as a sniffer dog. 8. The phrase 'Keep Right Onh will be sold to Volkswagen for an upcoming advertising campaign. From 1st August fans will no longer be able to use this phrase. As an alternative the club suggests the following phrases that were commonly heard at St Andrews last season. '4-4-2' 'Pass it forward for gods sake' 'I cant believe Ive sat through twenty years of this s***' 'What do you mean that youve run out of all hot food!!' http://www.joysandsorrows.co.uk/2011/07/cu...-at-st-andrews/ |
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| The Yeung Pretenders | Jul 21 2011, 03:55 PM Post #2 |
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Geoff Horsfield
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The dugouts will be sold, substitutes will be responsible for bringing their own chair to a match to sit. If a success it will be applied to all the seats in the stadium and fans will have to bring their own chair. |
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| walker2831 | Jul 21 2011, 04:12 PM Post #3 |
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Bob Hatton
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:LMAO: |
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| jenni | Jul 21 2011, 04:44 PM Post #4 |
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Paul Tait
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What about his misssus? Legs 11 as a lap dancer? Posted Image |
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