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An open letter to Joey Barton
Topic Started: May 14 2012, 10:58 PM (223 Views)
1LoveridgeC
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Came across this, I did not write it and I assume the filter will kick out the swearing in weird and wonderful ways, but you may find it interesting:

AN OPEN LETTER TO JOEY BARTON
Alright **** features?

I’m seeing my bottom here as you’ve made such a bad show of yourself today, that I have finally been tipped over the edge and I’m having to put pen to paper on you, on a Sunday night. My Sunday Dinner hasn’t even settled yet, and I don’t think it will tonight due to the fact that you remain in the world. Quiff and all.

People have been asking me to do a letter to you for a while. Could never be Bothered wasting my time on you, but, well, then TODAY happened.

As a person, you’re despicable.

You come from a family of pure !"£$.

Your 'brother' and your ‘cousin’ murdered Anthony Walker, the young black lad, because he was black. #RIP

Your ‘cousins’ murdered an innocent Dad #RIP

And you:
May 2005 you broke a guy’s leg while driving your car through Liverpool city centre at 2 am.
March 2007 you got arrested for suspicion of assault on a taxi driver and criminal damage.
May 2008 you got 6 months in prison for assault and affray outside McDonalds.
July 2008 you got a four months suspended sentence for assault and ABH on a Man City team mate, ending your Man City career. You also got charged by the FA for violent conduct.

You & 'your family' are the kind of people that give Liverpool a bad name.

As a footballer, you’re despicable.

I'm not going to back track at all your other attention seeking sendings off, like the headbutt v Norwich which got you a straight red and QPR then lost 1-2 at home.

Its today that’s peeved me off.

Your team were fighting to avoid relegation, and you act the **** and get a red card.
Then…. Your actions AFTER your red card? Just shouldn’t be seen on a football pitch. Your **** genetics took over and you kick out at Aguero who had nothing to do with your sending off. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a City fan. And I’d rather have them win the league than Utd, so in a way THANKS FOR THAT.

But now you’re mouthing off on twitter about “who gives a ****” .. and how you did what you had to do. And who cares, you stayed up, that’s all that matters? And that you are off to CELEBRATE?? Celebrate??? You should be sent home to sit on the ******* naughty step lad.

Your team survived by the skin of your yellow teeth today. A penalty at Stoke v Bolton is what saved you. And you are ******* lucky. Otherwise you and “your team” would be down, pretty much because of you. And no offence to any QPR fans reading, but I ******* wish you had gone down just to teach your smug rat tashed ******* face a lesson.

And then you start tweeting that a team mate told you to “take one of the city players with you”. Bad disgrace that. You should be banned for life. No place for players like you. The media are going to be all over that tweet, and all QPR players will get tarred with the cheating brush. Well done lad. There’s no I in team is there? But there’s a ******* I in clown!

And setting aside the fact that you did it. Now you’re grassing? You can’t live life grassing that someone else told you to do something? Be your own man.

Mind you, Rick Astley told you to get that hair cut you’ve got, didn’t he.

Bottom line is, “Joseph”, underneath all your controversy and the BIG I AM act that you constantly hide behind, is the fact that you just aren’t that good. ARE YOU?

So you act up, stir controversy, mouth off, kick out, and play the big guns on twitter, to keep a name for yourself. Don’t you?

Lad, you play for a team that just survived relegation by an ant’s penis, and you’ve got the same amount of England caps as that David Nugent . ONE. ******* David Nugent. Says it all. Thing is though, Nugent was born in Huyton too. But, guess what, he isn’t a bad disgrace to Merseyside. Or humans in general, is he?

Assess your life, lad. Assess your life. Because me and all the people that read and retweet this are telling you, you are ******* bad at it.
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BLUE KID
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Should of wrote one to Tevez also to ask why he is such a t*** and gets people sent off. Although the letter is quite funny bit like Joey really.
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lowdham bluenose
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Barton could get a huge suspension.

3+1 for his second red card
3 for ungentlemanly conduct abh on Aguero
3 for ungentlemanly conduct abh on Kompany
1 for not leaving the pitch in a quick and orderly fashion

....there are other match ban penalties to throw at him as well. So from the above could be at least 11.

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May 15 2012, 07:41 AM
Barton could get a huge suspension.

3+1 for his second red card
3 for ungentlemanly conduct abh on Aguero
3 for ungentlemanly conduct abh on Kompany
1 for not leaving the pitch in a quick and orderly fashion

....there are other match ban penalties to throw at him as well. So from the above could be at least 11.

i think they will slap either a 10 match ban or simply a 3 month ban, either way he,s gonna get it.
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I am always deeply unsettled whenever someone brings up Anthony Walker as a stick with which to beat Joey Barton. Barton didn't kill the poor lad. Someone else did. I am not responsible for what my brother does, nor should Joey Barton be blamed for the sick acts carried out on young Anthony. The rest of the 'letter' just reads like a very bitter tirade against someone who has clearly been more successful in life than the author.

What happened on Sunday was disgraceful, shouldn't be seen on a football pitch etc etc etc, but after all the pontificating and soul-searching and condemnation from the likes of 'sharp elbows' Shearer it simply remains to say that the entire thing was very, very funny.
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I think Joey Barton has won the twitter wars against Shearer and Linaker.

He may be a hot head, but at least he isn't too scared to speak his mind. Too many players, (English especially) are too busy planning their media career after they retire.
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1LoveridgeC
May 14 2012, 10:58 PM
Came across this, I did not write it and I assume the filter will kick out the swearing in weird and wonderful ways, but you may find it interesting:

AN OPEN LETTER TO JOEY BARTON
Alright **** features?

I’m seeing my bottom here as you’ve made such a bad show of yourself today, that I have finally been tipped over the edge and I’m having to put pen to paper on you, on a Sunday night. My Sunday Dinner hasn’t even settled yet, and I don’t think it will tonight due to the fact that you remain in the world. Quiff and all.

People have been asking me to do a letter to you for a while. Could never be Bothered wasting my time on you, but, well, then TODAY happened.

As a person, you’re despicable.

You come from a family of pure !"£$.

Your 'brother' and your ‘cousin’ murdered Anthony Walker, the young black lad, because he was black. #RIP

Your ‘cousins’ murdered an innocent Dad #RIP

And you:
May 2005 you broke a guy’s leg while driving your car through Liverpool city centre at 2 am.
March 2007 you got arrested for suspicion of assault on a taxi driver and criminal damage.
May 2008 you got 6 months in prison for assault and affray outside McDonalds.
July 2008 you got a four months suspended sentence for assault and ABH on a Man City team mate, ending your Man City career. You also got charged by the FA for violent conduct.

You & 'your family' are the kind of people that give Liverpool a bad name.

As a footballer, you’re despicable.

I'm not going to back track at all your other attention seeking sendings off, like the headbutt v Norwich which got you a straight red and QPR then lost 1-2 at home.

Its today that’s peeved me off.

Your team were fighting to avoid relegation, and you act the **** and get a red card.
Then…. Your actions AFTER your red card? Just shouldn’t be seen on a football pitch. Your **** genetics took over and you kick out at Aguero who had nothing to do with your sending off. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a City fan. And I’d rather have them win the league than Utd, so in a way THANKS FOR THAT.

But now you’re mouthing off on twitter about “who gives a ****” .. and how you did what you had to do. And who cares, you stayed up, that’s all that matters? And that you are off to CELEBRATE?? Celebrate??? You should be sent home to sit on the ******* naughty step lad.

Your team survived by the skin of your yellow teeth today. A penalty at Stoke v Bolton is what saved you. And you are ******* lucky. Otherwise you and “your team” would be down, pretty much because of you. And no offence to any QPR fans reading, but I ******* wish you had gone down just to teach your smug rat tashed ******* face a lesson.

And then you start tweeting that a team mate told you to “take one of the city players with you”. Bad disgrace that. You should be banned for life. No place for players like you. The media are going to be all over that tweet, and all QPR players will get tarred with the cheating brush. Well done lad. There’s no I in team is there? But there’s a ******* I in clown!

And setting aside the fact that you did it. Now you’re grassing? You can’t live life grassing that someone else told you to do something? Be your own man.

Mind you, Rick Astley told you to get that hair cut you’ve got, didn’t he.

Bottom line is, “Joseph”, underneath all your controversy and the BIG I AM act that you constantly hide behind, is the fact that you just aren’t that good. ARE YOU?

So you act up, stir controversy, mouth off, kick out, and play the big guns on twitter, to keep a name for yourself. Don’t you?

Lad, you play for a team that just survived relegation by an ant’s penis, and you’ve got the same amount of England caps as that David Nugent . ONE. ******* David Nugent. Says it all. Thing is though, Nugent was born in Huyton too. But, guess what, he isn’t a bad disgrace to Merseyside. Or humans in general, is he?

Assess your life, lad. Assess your life. Because me and all the people that read and retweet this are telling you, you are ******* bad at it.

Apart from that, hes a great bloke....
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1LoveridgeC
May 14 2012, 11:58 PM
Came across this, I did not write it and I assume the filter will kick out the swearing in weird and wonderful ways, but you may find it interesting:

AN OPEN LETTER TO JOEY BARTON
Alright **** features?

I’m seeing my bottom here as you’ve made such a bad show of yourself today, that I have finally been tipped over the edge and I’m having to put pen to paper on you, on a Sunday night. My Sunday Dinner hasn’t even settled yet, and I don’t think it will tonight due to the fact that you remain in the world. Quiff and all.

People have been asking me to do a letter to you for a while. Could never be Bothered wasting my time on you, but, well, then TODAY happened.

As a person, you’re despicable.

You come from a family of pure !"£$.

Your 'brother' and your ‘cousin’ murdered Anthony Walker, the young black lad, because he was black. #RIP

Your ‘cousins’ murdered an innocent Dad #RIP

And you:
May 2005 you broke a guy’s leg while driving your car through Liverpool city centre at 2 am.
March 2007 you got arrested for suspicion of assault on a taxi driver and criminal damage.
May 2008 you got 6 months in prison for assault and affray outside McDonalds.
July 2008 you got a four months suspended sentence for assault and ABH on a Man City team mate, ending your Man City career. You also got charged by the FA for violent conduct.

You & 'your family' are the kind of people that give Liverpool a bad name.

As a footballer, you’re despicable.

I'm not going to back track at all your other attention seeking sendings off, like the headbutt v Norwich which got you a straight red and QPR then lost 1-2 at home.

Its today that’s peeved me off.

Your team were fighting to avoid relegation, and you act the **** and get a red card.
Then…. Your actions AFTER your red card? Just shouldn’t be seen on a football pitch. Your **** genetics took over and you kick out at Aguero who had nothing to do with your sending off. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a City fan. And I’d rather have them win the league than Utd, so in a way THANKS FOR THAT.

But now you’re mouthing off on twitter about “who gives a ****” .. and how you did what you had to do. And who cares, you stayed up, that’s all that matters? And that you are off to CELEBRATE?? Celebrate??? You should be sent home to sit on the ******* naughty step lad.

Your team survived by the skin of your yellow teeth today. A penalty at Stoke v Bolton is what saved you. And you are ******* lucky. Otherwise you and “your team” would be down, pretty much because of you. And no offence to any QPR fans reading, but I ******* wish you had gone down just to teach your smug rat tashed ******* face a lesson.

And then you start tweeting that a team mate told you to “take one of the city players with you”. Bad disgrace that. You should be banned for life. No place for players like you. The media are going to be all over that tweet, and all QPR players will get tarred with the cheating brush. Well done lad. There’s no I in team is there? But there’s a ******* I in clown!

And setting aside the fact that you did it. Now you’re grassing? You can’t live life grassing that someone else told you to do something? Be your own man.

Mind you, Rick Astley told you to get that hair cut you’ve got, didn’t he.

Bottom line is, “Joseph”, underneath all your controversy and the BIG I AM act that you constantly hide behind, is the fact that you just aren’t that good. ARE YOU?

So you act up, stir controversy, mouth off, kick out, and play the big guns on twitter, to keep a name for yourself. Don’t you?

Lad, you play for a team that just survived relegation by an ant’s penis, and you’ve got the same amount of England caps as that David Nugent . ONE. ******* David Nugent. Says it all. Thing is though, Nugent was born in Huyton too. But, guess what, he isn’t a bad disgrace to Merseyside. Or humans in general, is he?

Assess your life, lad. Assess your life. Because me and all the people that read and retweet this are telling you, you are ******* bad at it.

Marlon King :banghead:
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Some players you just cant stand, and he's one of them, in fact, he's top of my list.

Footballers shouldnt be allowed to talk in public, or even out loud, unless they have an adult to help them form sentances.
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He was way out of line but now everyone seems to pass over Tevez punching him to instigate the whole thing...Barton still has no excuse but I don't like Tevez getting a free pass.
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May 15 2012, 09:28 PM
He was way out of line but now everyone seems to pass over Tevez punching him to instigate the whole thing...Barton still has no excuse but I don't like Tevez getting a free pass.

Tevez punched him? Or was it just two men pushing eachother off one another as Barton tried to blocked Tevez's run?
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He was punching him from behind.
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May 15 2012, 09:28 PM
He was way out of line but now everyone seems to pass over Tevez punching him to instigate the whole thing...Barton still has no excuse but I don't like Tevez getting a free pass.

:applause: Tevez had more than one go at Barton but he didn't go down like a ton of bricks unlike scarface.
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