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| QPR fan ranting; oldie but a goodie | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 10 2012, 10:15 AM (166 Views) | |
| bluev | Aug 10 2012, 10:15 AM Post #1 |
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Kenny Burns
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Was clearing out some old e-mails and found this, still makes me laugh so thought I would share it... "I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsealose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment. I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this. The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days. I mean really gash. football generally. I hate nearly everything about it these days.... I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. ManCitybreaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting thanthat Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor. I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL. I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southamptonstill in business? I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, [deleted] I hate John Terry being Englandcaptain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF. I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace. I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii. I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. I hate Garth Crooks. I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter. I hate Sky Sports. I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing. I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory. I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do. I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment. I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us. I hate Phil Brown. I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT! I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month. I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil. I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering. I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford. I hate Leeds. I hate Roy Keane. I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home. I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson. I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos. I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords. I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed. I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one. I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start." |
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| Migster | Aug 10 2012, 10:25 AM Post #2 |
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Bob Latchford
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I did like that. I'm especially amused that "deleted" gets past the swear/mod filter. Moderator: Thanks for alerting us to that. Now deleted |
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| lowdham bluenose | Aug 10 2012, 01:09 PM Post #3 |
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Joe Bradford
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:LMAO: :applause: **thumbup brilliant. |
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| The_Bear | Aug 10 2012, 02:52 PM Post #4 |
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Gil Merrick
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Very good, nothing like a rant to raise the spirits :) |
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| bluev | Aug 10 2012, 03:09 PM Post #5 |
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Kenny Burns
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:LMAO: sorry i didn't think about the d/s bit I just copied and pasted it |
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| Migster | Aug 10 2012, 03:13 PM Post #6 |
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Bob Latchford
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Don't worry about it, the only people offended by it are some sort of d****y s******s. Edit: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAA... It still gets through. I suppose I'd better edit it before a mod wets himself.... |
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